rachreilly:

when someone tries to spill the truth tea but you’re not ready to be scalded

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Little boy: Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
The Mom: Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
Little Boy: I wanna be Wonder Woman.
The Mom: Don't we all.
lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

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